we're currently on a desolate stretch of highway on the way to el paso...we thought we'd take a moment to reflect...



we've been on tour now since friday the 22nd and eriks jet pack that is fueled by sparks has already broken down 3 times. people are starting to call him an alcoholic, but that's because they can not fathom the necessity of said jet pack.

brief show overview:

san diego-sick as fuck.

dan's house-marty was sick as fuck!

LA, Vegas, Cedar City, Phoenix...combined attendance...7.

but we rocked them all.



total burritos consumed thus far: 25

they were all delicious.



cliff bars consumed: 4


sparks count: an accurate number would be difficult to gauge. perhaps 16.


current status:

dan-driving

erik-drunk

greg-mustache

marty-computer




number of purple mercury's with fuzzy leopard speakers and the back half of the top cut off: 1


pool games played: 10


quote of the tour: ROCK BAND! (dan-at the hoover dam check point.)


tonight, we rock El Paso!

currently seeing signs for "the thing" in the desert. kind of making us uncomfortable, so we've locked the doors. if anybody knows what the hell this "thing" is, please let us know.